Access Weekly JOYFLASH

April 10, 2020

We are living in unprecedented times and the news is overwhelming. At Access, our teams are knee deep in communicating and reporting on how Coronavirus is impacting our clients, their industries and how the situation itself is changing daily. It’s a lot. That’s why, we’ve decided to create a happy distraction… so, until further notice, the Access JOYFLASH will be coming your way every Friday, each week curated by a different researcher’s sense of All the News That Does Not Suck. enJOY

Not Everyone is an Asshole, Continued

• Tyler Perry surprises thousands of seniors by paying for their groceries
  No his first name ain’t Madea…it’s Tyler…Mr. Perry if you’re hungry!
• Man uses $900 from savings to buy gas for more than 50 Detroit nurses
  Because knife-sharpening tools can wait, guys.
• 16-year-old pilot flies medical supplies to rural hospitals
  NBD…
• Natty Light to Throw Virtual College Commencement Ceremony Featuring Stephen A. Smith, Mark Cuban, and More
  From beer pong tables to quarantine graduations, may the LIGHT of NATTY always be with you.
• Dogs Are Delivering Wine and Groceries During the Coronavirus Pandemic
  And God (dog spelled backward) said, “Let there be wine!”
• Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey Pledges $1 Billion for Coronavirus Relief
  Mic drop.

Laughter is the Best Quarantine Medicine

• Samuel L. Jackson Read A Poem Called “Stay The F— At Home” While Quarantining And It Was Perfect
• We Asked Professional Piercers If Cuomo Actually Has Nipple Rings
  Does Pandemic Daddy have a few tricks up his…shirt?
• Teachers in 2026
  I promise you guys, the future is brighter than it sounds.
• 16 Cats And Dogs Who Can’t Wait Until Quarantine Is Over
  Surely you didn’t think I’d leave you without a peek at our furry friends?
• Adam Sandler Debuts His Quarantine Song
  No caption necessary.

Battle of the Quarantined Beats

Up for a lesson (or refresher) on the genius’ behind some of your favorite bangers? I highly recommend taking these strolls down memory lane:

• Timbaland vs. Swizz Beatz
• T Pain vs. Lil Jon
• Neyo vs Johnta Austin
• Scott Storch vs. Mannie Fresh

Kids Say (and Do) the Darndest Things

• Mood
  When your teacher calls on you for an answer then has the audacity to ask you something else. As you can see, my high school buddy’s son was NOT here for the shenanigans.
• Little boy’s grandma cheers him up with a doughnut in his mailbox
  Donut worry, be happy.
• This family in Boston has an adorable genie in a bottle!
  Move over, Christina.
• TGIF #homeschool
  Max Greenfield and his daughter have been cranking out these videos and I’ve honestly never missed Schmidt more.

The Cooldown

• Why Coronavirus Makes February Feel Like Six Months Ago
  At some point in your childhood adulthood, you and your friends went outside to play together for the last time and nobody knew it. UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, OLD FRIENDS….